If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on facebook!
If my swag was a movie it would be sold out everyday.
I don’t care if you think you have ‘swag’. Just pull up your pants and walk faster.
Today, my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushed the toilet while she was taking a bath. The faucet for the bath was not running, but she insisted that she felt the water in the tub turn “scalding hot.” She won’t listen when I try to explain to her that it doesn’t work like that. FML